My tweets

• Tue, 14:12: RT @margarita: Choose Your Own Adventure, on Twitter. Start here: @wnd_go Good luck. http://t.co/0i7DxCyNql
• Tue, 17:43: Not quite sure how I got from 'agree to do 'speed-geeking' at conference' to 'produce & laminate cards for a tarot-style reading about data'
• Tue, 23:40: Oddly there's no easy opposite to 'life-affirming' though it'd be much more useful (for the news, comments, etc.) I propose 'life-abrading'.
• Tue, 23:40: That's 3 conversations in the last week in which @taylorswift13 has arisen spontaneously. This may be a sign. Perhaps she's about to… hatch?
• Wed, 07:33: Pub talk: bathtub martinis, exotic chilies,apotheosis vampires, in-utero shark snuff films, manic pixie dream murders, & orcas in mech suits
• Wed, 07:33: RT @DMReporter: WAR ON TERROR: Cameron to ban all communication apps except Grindr in bid to see 'just how far the terrorists are prepared …