My tweets

• Sat, 11:25: RT @sockington: OK I HAVE A SLIGHT CONFESSION AS TO WHY NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING NOT EVEN A MOUSE on related note be careful sitting in …
• Sat, 11:33: RT @mallelis: give yourself the gift of not reading that thing you know you're not going to like reading
• Sat, 11:33: RT @ThePatanoiac: Three-dimensional graffiti emerges with the invention of aerosol cement. Subversive statues rise from the highways overni…
• Sat, 11:34: RT @petstarr: I just heard someone refer to the selfie stick as "the wand of Narcissus". I think we can all agree that's its official name …