My tweets

• Tue, 18:31: RT @_Enanem_: Mick Jagger came over for lunch. I made him a spiced lamb and couscous sandwich. I know, it's only a Moroccan roll, but he l…
• Tue, 21:46: RT @thepunningman: [Restaurant] "Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?" Yes please "THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE …
• Wed, 10:49: RT @0point5twins: My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, mayb…