My tweets

• Sun, 12:23: RT @TwopTwips: FIND OUT how many synonyms for “thank you” you know by following someone through a series of doors. (via @a_stoth)
• Sun, 12:41: RT @sockington: HEY sorry this couch is taken HEY sorry this room is taken HEY sorry this house is taken HEY WHILE YOU'RE OUTSIDE pick up s…
• Sun, 12:56: RT @Pundamentalism: I'm off to run a course to teach parents to use Microsoft Office. Word to your mother.
• Mon, 08:09: RT @misterbrilliant: ME: Imagine throwing a grain of rice and hitting an egg travelling at the speed of sound. YOU: Yeah Rosetta is amazing…
• Mon, 08:51: RT @nothingsmonstrd: @AllieBrosh It's safer just to retweet things that other people say.
• Mon, 09:38: RT @loresjoberg: CARGO CULT! Oh my god GG is a cargo cult! They think if they haphazardly repeat words taken from social activism they'll g…