I has a syndrome

House has taught me that Williams Syndrome exists; and check out the symptoms:

• "Elfin" facial appearance


• An unusually cheerful demeanor and ease with strangers


• A love for music


• Unpredictably occurring negative outbursts


• Unusual language skills (for persons who are diagnosed as mentally retarded)

Furthermore, people with Williams generally possess very good social skills, such that this condition is sometimes called "cocktail-party syndrome".

Eerie.