Workin' 9:30 'til 6. I'm less slack than Dolly Parton.

My contract at work has recently been extended to the end of April, with the ever-present carrot of a possible permanent role dangling beyond. Nevertheless, as a temp contract worker, the knowledge that I could be out of work at the drop of the proverbial hat has my flickering attention alighting on employment websites from time to time. Reading their descriptions, I realised how little of what you actually need to know about the job is included. On paper, there is nothing to distinguish my job from pretty much any other tech support job I see, but it's a good one, and ( here's why )

Current site: A couple of Chick tract parodies:
Darque Dungeon (Thanks for link, mr_snips)
Who Will Be Eaten First? (Thanks for the link, NTK)
Both great fun, though somehow producing parodies of Chick seems futile. The "It's scary because it's true" aspect of the originals tends to trump all comers.

Current Zen koan: Someone just shouted across the room: "What does an empty box sound like?"