My tweets

• Thu, 18:03: RT @daniel_barker: Oh, you started your own business and run 10 miles a day? That's nice I like wanking and naps.
• Thu, 23:10: This will really liven up my breakdowns of stroke phenotypes: 'CatterPlots: scatter plots with cat shaped points' https://t.co/OpXFs9M3Gr
• Thu, 23:13: RT @jamisonfoser: That’s literally what an investigation is. https://t.co/zdlv0y47Z5
• Thu, 23:18: RT @SoVeryBritish: Honest job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I put a lot of effort into looking like I know what I'm doing"
• Thu, 23:41: RT @markydoodoo: I'm running in a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness.
• Thu, 23:50: RT @_ElvishPresley_: I cant figure out how to tell my girlfriend that im bad at confrontations
• Thu, 23:54: RT @AlexWattsEsq: I'm geneticist working here in the apiary. My motto is 'change the bee you want to see in the world'
• Fri, 02:37: RT @malki: The unsung heroes of the modern political world are the people who have to decide how to punctuate transcripts of the president'…
• Fri, 03:20: RT @TheDailyShow: So… one of these exists for everything, right? https://t.co/uL0SP7qFDF
• Fri, 05:48: RT @sockington: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CLEANED UNDER THE COUCH my museum my lovely museum DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO CURATE THOSE TOYS u…

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