My tweets

• Tue, 13:03: Office vignette: on the patio outside the canteen, a Professor Sir discusses epidemiology dressed only in cargo shorts.
• Tue, 13:05: Office vignette: in the project pigeon-hole, an invoice for shipping four crates of human urine.
• Tue, 15:01: RT @velartrill: the year is "2027". strings are the only remaining data type
• Tue, 22:28: RT @TWTFSale: SteakChamp, the grilling thermometer that's also a symptom of rampant consumerism: http://t.co/JpZFEqYoAV
• Tue, 22:30: RT @OfficeDaring: Tip a large glass of water over your desk and chair. Leave the building. Change your out-of-office to say you've melted. …
• Tue, 22:34: RT @Pundamentalism: I'd love to be part of the social media team at the Norfolk Tourist Board JUST to use the line: "Now is the winter of o…
• Tue, 22:52: RT @TwopTwips: BOFFINS. Instead of giving us all one extra second tonight, why not have a lottery so one of us wins 7 billion seconds? (via…
• Wed, 06:44: RT @james_blue_cat: NEWSJON: … now back to Foreign, where Bad Thing. Bob, you have new Hows and Whys? NEWSBOB: NO. ONLY FEELS. NEWSJON: LET…
• Wed, 07:21: RT @stvnrlly: I have closed the tabs that were in the browser and which you were probably saving to read Forgive me they hogged memory an…
• Wed, 07:24: RT @mallelis: BAD NEWS YOUR INNER PEACE IS ACTUALLY WHOLLY DEPENDENT ON GOOD THINGS HAPPENING AT YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS

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