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Mon, 16:58: RT @j4: Img: "I speak so many nonsense words I can probably speak all the languages in the world."
Mon, 17:00: RT @ZachWeiner: Political Philosophy https://t.co/1Kh6acsYDh (featuring @GregWeiner1) #smbc #hiveworks https://t.co/oVul5JwqjS
Mon, 18:03: RT @iosjillian: Rlly good read "The Manufactured Intimacy Of Online Self-Care https://t.co/loRz28CxF4 via @scaachi"
Tue, 07:27: RT @Redpeter99: As a personal tribute to David Bowie, I've made a whole tin of Heroes last just for one day.
Tue, 07:44: RT @_sophocles_: merry Christmas here's my cat getting busted for taking a cinnamon roll 2 seconds after we told him no https://t.co/f0AAAx…
Tue, 07:49: RT @internetsdairy: This chilling sign is just 200 metres from my house. https://t.co/JN1RkakZXD
Tue, 07:58: RT @TheOnion: ‘This Is The Golden Age Of Television,’ Claim Executives Who Have Not Yet Made Show About Robotic Wizards https://t.co/2TqNUP…
Tue, 08:12: RT @Brainmage: I have closed The tabs That were in Yr browser And which You were probably Saving Fr later Forgive me They were forgotten…
Tue, 08:13: RT @AndrewChamings: ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] T…
Tue, 08:22: RT @Jamdug: *What do you do for a living? I'm an instigative journalist *Don't you mean an investigative journalist? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETT…

Tue, 08:29: RT @daemonic3: "So how was your date?" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much "That wasn't a good idea" Yeah well,…
Tue, 08:32: RT @TragicAllyHere: When you're trying to start a fight online but no one takes the bait on your trolling comments https://t.co/Yk9KVusf5a
Tue, 08:33: RT @MattMcC1: i like big butts and i cannot lie. this combination of traits has destroyed more professional relationships than you would be…
Tue, 08:36: RT @House_Feminist: 1day I'll be thankful my daughter is an independent iron willed human w/an unrelenting strong voice,but not today, not…
Tue, 08:39: RT @misfarber: Me: Jacob's coming over Wife: the peyote addict or the Christmas ghost? [at door] 🎶ooowoo you will be visited by 3 spirits…
Tue, 08:41: RT @TragicAllyHere: God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Al…
Tue, 08:45: RT @hoedeehoe: Jesus: and when there was but 1 set of footprints, there I carried u Me: (checks fitbit) ok, phew, it counted the steps, I…
Tue, 08:59: RT @TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.
Tue, 09:01: RT @KattsDogma: "You have a BA? Ooooh! Look at you! Well, I have a BA, an MA, & a PhD." - 3rd degree burn
Tue, 09:03: RT @dave_cactus: *sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for.

Tue, 10:49: Oh, Canada ❤ https://t.co/f8TE5SgVBx https://t.co/mqbEyvTQk1
Tue, 11:00: Our hosts in Paris, Lilou (a slightly shy but sociable cat) & Jude (the amorous love-child of an owl & a feather du… https://t.co/y1WLg7v03J
Tue, 11:11: Lunch: une charge-merde de fromage, pain et vin Dinner: un grand tas de fruits de mer, saucisse, et pommes de terre… https://t.co/pgKqw51tV3
Tue, 11:17: Of course, we took in some of the city's most iconic landmarks… https://t.co/gR8uEyNCcX
Tue, 11:26: RT @iamspacegirl: the first person to deliver a baby: yeah, it totally came out on like... this rope? but you probably don't even need that
Tue, 11:27: RT @Barknado69: Magician: is this your card? *card says "nerd" on it* Me: *sobbing* yes
Tue, 11:28: RT @jfruh: dear web designers: for the love of christ, don't do this https://t.co/yUmPgY99Vw
Tue, 11:41: New work-out regime: * Lie on back * Do a slight abdominal crunch to see what that noise was * Get stuck in stare-b… https://t.co/WvkWby2Kyq

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