oxfordhacker | My tweets

Fri, 22:49: .@cleanskies "That gig had bass ∗below∗ the bass!" Me: "Bass: how low ∗can∗ you go?" @timscience: "Two Es below middle C, it turns out."
Fri, 23:00: RT @lizbatty: Me RN wth some hula hoops https://t.co/m2nZm73aYO
Fri, 23:02: RT @TheOnion: Wife Always Dragging Husband Into Her Marital Problems https://t.co/jHbu0epu0I
Fri, 23:03: RT @thedailymash: Britain’s short-term transition plan involves alcohol https://t.co/0K7qB73mo2 https://t.co/DWcnwlZnAD
Fri, 23:06: RT @wonderella: Holy crap! How did this happen? Don't you have a Doctor Who to prevent this very thing?
Fri, 23:06: RT @starbex: Holy shit, they replaced David Cameron with a cat. https://t.co/0r7KouIHW1
Fri, 23:07: RT @DMReporter: GOVE: “We’ll liaise with experts over our options…” EXPERTS: “We told you not to leave.” GOVE: “Different experts. With d…
Fri, 23:07: RT @studiesincrap: Remember, you being broke isn't the fault of people *poorer* than you
Fri, 23:10: RT @TheOnion: Americans Confused By System Of Government In Which Leader Would Resign After Making Terrible Decision https://t.co/2eGhrUzQh…
Sat, 07:15: RT @bognorb: Live scenes from the channel tunnel #EURefResults #EUref #referendum https://t.co/Sece2n4yxr

Sat, 09:28: RT @jonnysun: OBITUARY WRITER: so how would u describe urself ME: oh, very literaly. i guess u could say im... [lowering sunglases] lowerin…
Sat, 09:35: RT @SoVeryBritish: Making it clear just how much you despise someone's suggested plan by saying "could do"
Sat, 09:40: RT @abandonedspaces: Stairs in an abandoned silo or #Escher painting? https://t.co/8pUStgKXiQ
Sat, 12:48: RT @david_j_roth: There is some smart stuff in this. Bloodless neoliberalism is not inherently a winning idea. https://t.co/e9xPV2LnJJ http…
Sat, 12:52: RT @nycsouthpaw: @lauraolin @Standplaats_KRK https://t.co/s4x5h2H1A3
Sat, 18:31: RT @Paul_Bettany: In January I dismissed my mate's theory that David Bowie was the glue holding the universe together but I don't know man.…
Sat, 18:42: RT @oliverburkeman: The common phrase "understand voters' concerns" seems ambiguous btwn "take the pain seriously" and "credit the popular…
Sat, 19:01: Looks like Cassidy has finally gotten her death gaze working :/ 🐱 💀 https://t.co/VY4J9mrF2L
Sat, 19:02: RT @neville_park: It seems a bit early for a gritty reboot of the 20th century
Sat, 19:04: RT @tastefactory: The opening credits from my cats' sitcom. https://t.co/KrrMgiJahf