My tweets

• Fri, 21:19: RT @HapaxLegoman: they're called "livejournals" https://t.co/zzgyQhgNXx
• Fri, 21:24: RT @hiacre: Self-driving cars seem a lot more plausible now I've learnt that the trolley problem is different from the shopping trolley pro…
• Fri, 21:27: RT @jesseberney: "Vine?" [takes long drag of cigarette] Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long t--" "Vine? [takes long drag of cigare…
• Fri, 22:48: RT @Elizasoul80: If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady.
• Sat, 10:14: RT @thedailymash: Tony Blair helpfully describes Remain voters as ‘insurgents’ https://t.co/sa4mdaQ2wP https://t.co/aV9peBrGSI
• Sat, 10:28: RT @TheOnion: What Happens If Trump Refuses To Concede Election https://t.co/qVu9nx2Ejs https://t.co/WCWO58gkQF
• Sat, 10:45: RT @TheOnion: Twitter Announces End Of Vine App https://t.co/IjmwshHkjb #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/VfcecGepKD
• Sat, 11:01: RT @GaryDelaney: "Will you stop stealing bits of my continental breakfast? It's really annoying" "I share your pain"