My tweets

• Thu, 22:46: RT @tdawks: "Help, I've lost the remains of an Egyptian pharaoh in a park in South London!" "Tooting Common?" "No, Neferkheperure-waenre Am…
• Thu, 22:47: RT @QuantumPirate: Kids bored? Looking for a family holiday? Come to Kitten World! (Warning, escaped kittens may cute you to death) https:/…
• Fri, 09:29: RT @existentialcoms: Philosophical theories that sound the most like Pokémon: 1. Élan Vital 2. Qualia 3. Supervenience 4. Arête 5. Neoplato…
• Fri, 09:29: RT @aedison: Recursion helps those who help themselves.
• Fri, 09:29: RT @PenLlawen: Programming is the best career if you like shouting WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING at computers many times a day, but actually…
• Fri, 09:29: RT @TheOnion: Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context https://t.co/GXx1pWe7O2
• Fri, 09:38: RT @TheOnion: IOC Bans Companies From Tweeting About Olympics https://t.co/WCPn9Nd3BF #WhatDoYouThink? https://t.co/9bqkS4ZpQ1
• Fri, 20:54: RT @Pinboard: A reminder that it’s causal Friday. Please don’t do things for no reason
• Fri, 21:08: RT @sixthformpoet: The easiest way to start your own fight club is to tell First Rule Of Fight Club jokes over and over again until people…
• Fri, 21:10: RT @existentialcoms: [me at a job interview] "So what are some of your passions?" "Overthrowing the bourgeo...uh, I mean, having my labor e…

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