My tweets

• Fri, 23:14: Him: Can I present your poster at a conference? Me: You can! Wear an internet t-shirt & a Beatles wig, & no-one will notice the difference…
• Sat, 10:33: RT @DickKingSmith: Wise words, child. https://t.co/BcKMXlcGpr
• Sat, 10:36: RT @managerspeak: They've assured me that the model is completely scalable so we will either make money or lose money.
• Sat, 10:38: RT @managerspeak: What I'm really looking for is a do your job as I want you to without too much talking about it mindset.
• Sat, 10:47: RT @carmenmmachado: It took me a not-insignificant amount of time to realize he meant "autumn," not "our society's collective undoing." htt…
• Sat, 10:47: RT @chrisdonovan: If you read only one thing about #MuhammadAli, read what he wrote in his memoir about how he wanted to be remembered http…
• Sat, 11:35: RT @jonnysun: the gentlest thing abt the phrase "follow ur dreams" is it figuratively means "do what u love" while also literally meaning "…