My tweets

• Tue, 13:20: RT @paullicino: Who remembers the pre-internet days when, if you wanted to see a cat do a cute thing, you actually had to find a cat and wa…
• Tue, 13:22: RT @MagicRealismBot: A physician invents a new type of clock based on the movement of panthers.
• Tue, 13:23: RT @wikisext: sext: you strengthen your relationships with other people as i desperately learn to be in my moment
• Tue, 13:24: RT @undeadmolly: Her helping style could be described as "consistently unhelpful". https://t.co/EdWDeh6KCm
• Tue, 13:42: RT @ryanqnorth: "I got an Android on Cyber Monday" is a sentence our grandparents all assumed we'd be saying by now, but for much radder re…
• Tue, 13:59: RT @sarahjoyshockey: When everyone is looking at their phones it's fun to pretend all the screens are the same image of a sympathetic woman…
• Tue, 21:21: RT @EmrgencyKittens: This is where I keep all my spare cats. https://t.co/LUIa7YYTjP
• Wed, 11:31: "We want to kill some people to make an ideological point, and those who disagree with this are terrorist sympathisers." #DontBombSyria