My tweets

• Wed, 12:36: RT @BeeStapler: "Doctor, anyone I talk to flips me off with both hands and leaves!" "Take 2 of these" *stands up* "and call me in the morn…
• Wed, 20:31: RT @SimonFr: The main forms of authentication are something you've lost, something you were and something you've forgotten.
• Wed, 20:32: RT @EmrgencyKittens: didn't really need a study to know this one http://t.co/bdAeWyYMMN
• Wed, 20:35: RT @_Enanem_: My jazz themed playground's almost complete… but it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
• Wed, 20:37: RT @wonderella: Nick Fury getting shot at by 30 cops is probably the most realistic scene in any superhero film.
• Thu, 07:56: RT @amateuradam: Going to get "LIFESTYLE" tattooed on my cock. Life's too short.
• Thu, 08:08: RT @mallelis: okay I'm sorry I'M SORRY but then HOW IS AYN RAND NOT ON MONEY YET @nicolecallahan
• Thu, 09:32: RT @reelmolesworth: another morning gluing TENTAKELS to molesworth 2 so he can atend #WorldBookDay as CTHULHU for the 4th yere running chiz